INT. SANGO'S ROOM
Sango sits on a chair at her desk, wearing a set of gaming headphones. She has one hand on the keyboard and the other on the house. She is looking to the monitor as the monitors back is shown, as we can't see the screen.
SANGO: Okay character customization part 4... (Sango clicks and drags her mouse along the desk.) Boob size... all the way up. Vagina... medium sized bush. Vagina color... hmm... lets go for a light pink this time.
A blinding light fills the room as Gabriel teleports into Sango's room.
SANGO: AH! (Sango is startled as she falls off the chair and lands on the floor.)
GABRIEL: Sango! I need your help!
SANGO: JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE FUCK, ALERT YOURSELF NEXT TIME.
GABRIEL: I can see your partaking in sinful activity again.
Sango angrily faces Gabriel.
SANGO: Oh piss off. Nothing in the bible says I can't give myself huge hot knockers in the virtual world.
GABRIEL: Yes your lucky your untouched vagina covers so much of your sin.
INT. SPACE HALLWAY
Beryl, Ines, Sango, and Vita stand in a hallway in space. The hallway is metallic space themed with a large window showcasing space.
INES: Well. Does this look like sci-fi to you?
SANGO: No.
Ines waves around the environment looking around in astonishment.
INES: I'm sorry. How.
SANGO: Oh wow you just assume anything space themed is sci-fi.
INES: Oh god here we go.
SANGO: NO! You asked for this. Now your getting it. (Sango points to Beryl.) Beryl. Open one of your books please.
Beryl holds open a book with both her hands. Sango reaches in the book and pulls out a light-saver.
SANGO (CONT'D): Oh what is this? A light-saber. Completely improbable in earths planet. (Sango reaches in and pulls out a green pistol with goo inside it.) And look at this! A completely impossible gun with a substance never before seen. (Sango reaches in for the final time and pulls out a large stick.) Oh whats this! A wizard staff. Something only found in FANTASY.
VITA: Isn't that a stick?
SANGO: IT'S A WIZARD STAFF. (Sango holds her hands up and calms herself down.) Now if any of these items alone were in a sci-fi work, the work would still be sci-fi. BUT because we have three items here, the work is NOT sci-fi.
INES: Okay. But the fact you brought them out here proves they can exist in this world. Thus making it Sci-fi.
SANGO: WE'RE GOING BY HUMAN PLANET RULES YOU DUMB BITCH!
INT. MOVIE THEATER
Sango sits in a movie theater. The theater is full with women in attendance. Every woman in the theater is crying. Sango looks around the theater. She then looks back to the screen.
SANGO: Wow I am a heartless bitch.
INT. SANGO'S ROOM
Sango sits at a computer desk while gaming on the computer. Her phone is on her desk.
The phone rings. The call is shown to me from god. Sango looks at the phone and rolls her eyes. She presses ignore on the phone and sets it back down. She goes back to her gaming.
SANGO: Aw sweet double kill.
Sango is then teleported to heaven on the chair. Her hands are no longer on her keyboard but is in the same position.
SANGO (CONT'D): What the fuck happened. Why am I in heaven?
INT. BREAK-ROOM
Sango is playing video games on a handheld video game console. She sits on a chair near the window. Across from her Beryl is painting a picture in a chair.
Ines walks into the room. She moves over to Sango and looks down at her.
INES: What are you doing?
SANGO: Just playing this game while Beryl paints a photo of me.
INES: Oh. Hows it coming along?
SANGO: I don't know. BUT it better be good as I've been waiting here for a hour.
INES: You've been playing video games which you would have been doing if Beryl wasn't painting the picture.
SANGO: The point still stands!
Ines walks over to Beryl. She looks at the canvas Beryl is painting on. A crudely painted stick figure is all that's on the canvas.
INES: So you've been painting for an hour huh?
BERYL: Correct.
SANGO: How is it?
INES: Words can not describe it.